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Mark Ogilvie, Pharoah of Spain  
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Hideous Mole People
in Conceptual on 10/14/07
Ramen: The Deadly MenaceIn my travels across this great globe, I have come across many dangers:  the brutal savagery of nine-year-old children gone horribly mad; hordes of zombie-like hockey fans swarming past me in angry blind hunger; the cold, calculating malice of High School students as it slowly dawns on them that I do not belong.  There is no one group of people, however, that strikes me as so diverse in their mad instability as the “ramen noodle enthusiast” demographic.  Today it shall be my goal to outline four of the main types of ramen consumers, in order of how much of a danger they pose to other humans and western Ramen: The Deadly Menace
in Satire on 7/21/07
Back to SchoolThere are few places on Earth that bring forth the phrase “Human Hive” as strongly as a High School.  It's a kind of glorious, intricate orchestration, a self-sustaining and self-important mini civilization, the kind that makes one truly question the rarity of the eusocial mammal.  My mission that day, if I chose to accept it, was to go back to school, to explore the annals of this place like a roving journalist, to learn truly how quickly it can take to become an Outsider to this civilization, one which I not long before had called home.   
 With this unbridled optimism in mind, I set off to Rosev Back to School
in Essays on 7/16/07
Terror at the XcelYou look around.  You're stuck in a cold, dark, dank cement complex.  You are alone, accompanied only by a small, haggard group of desperate souls you barely recognize.  In front of you stands a steel grating, the only thing that separates you from a slavering horde of hideous, misshapen, gluttonous ghouls.  These creatures, these horrible zombies have only one desire:  Hooockeeeyyy... and also Braaaiiinss.  You grip your ticket scanner in a cold sweat.  Soon the gate will raise and the monsters, clad in tuques and Wild jerseys, will descend upon you like the waves of a sto Terror at the Xcel
in Satire on 7/15/07
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Journal Entry: Tue Jun 26, 2007, 1:36 PM
  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: Mishto
  • Watching: Dirty Jobs
  • Playing: Oblivion
This summer has been abysmal. Doesn't look to get much better. I'll try updating my deviantART soon.

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  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Not where I'm supposed to be
  • Favourite movie: Cronenberg's The Fly, Alien, GMK: Giant Monsters All Out Attack, Brazil, too many others
  • Favourite band or musician: Rasputina, Gogol Bordello, Manson, Royal Crown Revue, Cab Calloway, Beethoven, GWAR
  • Favourite genre of music: Good
  • Favourite artist: Zdzislaw Beksinski, Patricia Piccinini, H.R Giger, Salvador Dali, Wayne Barlowe
  • Favourite poet or writer: Godzilla, man. That roar speaks to my SOUL.
  • Operating System: Pope-O-Matic XP Professional 3.0
  • Wallpaper of choice: I prefer paint.
  • Skin of choice: the one I'm wearing
  • Favourite game: Oblivion
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dog or Dr. Zoidberg
  • Personal Quote: "fuggin... [insert anything here]"
  • Tools of the Trade: Harpoon. Rope. Whale. Penis. Use your imagination.

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~QueenLily22:iconQueenLily22: Dec 2, 2007, 1:43:12 AM
I also demand a new journal entry. That one is depressing. xP

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~QueenLily22:iconQueenLily22: Sep 12, 2007, 9:15:11 PM
I demand more art.

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*hougaard:iconhougaard: Aug 25, 2007, 4:29:36 AM
:+fav::+fav::+fav:thanks so much for the :+fav: i really appreciate all the support!!:+fav::):+fav::):+fav::)

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~Ylvaso:iconYlvaso: May 31, 2007, 2:02:08 PM
Thanks a lot for the kind :+fav:

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=artFETISH:iconartFETISH: May 31, 2007, 1:40:31 AM Mood: Joy
:wave: Hi Mark! Thanks a lot for adding colors of life to your :+fav:'s! :glomp: :heart:

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~surf-4-life:iconsurf-4-life: Apr 12, 2007, 10:20:36 AM
Hey thanks for the fav on the Grindhouse pic :)
~minimart:iconminimart: Dec 5, 2006, 10:53:59 AM Mood: Compassion
Thanks for adding Heavan to your favs!

And thanks for the comment-- your comments make me smile!

:heart: Meg

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"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are faeries at the bottom too?"
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"If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible."
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~minimart:iconminimart: Aug 4, 2006, 12:23:49 AM
DUDE! I know jesus christ too!! oh man. Mel Gibson is a freak. Going on about the Jews like that. Tsk. Doesn't he know jew-season isnt until November?! Man. Some people these days.

Aaaanyhow, I like your gallery-- although i already knew you could draw real good (and i can grammer good too!). Nice stuff!! I fell in love with a couple pics that i'll have to fav here in a sec. Yep. Enough from me now. </annoying comment>

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"If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible."
--Chuck Palahniuk
~carapurplekid:iconcarapurplekid: Jul 27, 2006, 6:44:19 PM
..are yu online?? it says yur idle hahaha xxxo.
~carapurplekid:iconcarapurplekid: Jul 27, 2006, 12:03:31 PM
I am not creepy!! =[[
~BloodySloth:iconBloodySloth: Jul 26, 2006, 7:30:55 PM
You're creepy. :p

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~carapurplekid:iconcarapurplekid: Jul 26, 2006, 5:37:58 PM
In reply to yur comment..
haha yeah probably =P
I only made it up to comment people
so far the only person is yu
but thats not the point!!
I'm not a stalker O.o
lmao come on MSN
when yu come back
*lix* lol moi xxxo.
=nd-:iconnd-: Jul 24, 2006, 8:12:03 AM
Hey man, cheers for the fave :D
~carapurplekid:iconcarapurplekid: Jul 22, 2006, 7:31:29 PM
heeeeeeeeey? =// Cara xxo.
!relic57:iconrelic57: May 19, 2006, 6:14:37 PM
Thanks for the fav!!!!
~nancynismo:iconnancynismo: May 5, 2006, 12:32:11 PM
Thanks a lot for the watch and fav!

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~exspiro:iconexspiro: Mar 27, 2006, 4:35:54 PM
theres this new [really fun] collaborative writing site going up i think you might be interested.

ublot
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SpreadTheWord

-nik
~Hoozer-stock:iconHoozer-stock: Jan 31, 2006, 11:24:01 AM
Thank you for the:+devwatch: and for using my stock.:D
~BloodySloth:iconBloodySloth: Jan 28, 2006, 7:02:05 PM
It's malenaaaaaa! Welcome to my subpar digital art gallery!
~mali-in-germany:iconmali-in-germany: Jan 28, 2006, 9:21:40 AM
hey there!
just wanted to say hi... :)
~BloodySloth:iconBloodySloth: Jan 23, 2006, 8:46:13 PM
No problem! Your photography kicks mucho ass.
~herz:iconherz: Jan 20, 2006, 6:37:40 AM
thank you for the devwatch ^^

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^bleedsopretty:iconbleedsopretty: Jan 15, 2006, 1:28:50 AM
thank you so much for the favourite!
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