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Ramen: The Deadly MenaceIn my travels across this great globe, I have come across many dangers: the brutal savagery of nine-year-old children gone horribly mad; hordes of zombie-like hockey fans swarming past me in angry blind hunger; the cold, calculating malice of High School students as it slowly dawns on them that I do not belong. There is no one group of people, however, that strikes me as so diverse in their mad instability as the ramen noodle enthusiast demographic. Today it shall be my goal to outline four of the main types of ramen consumers, in order of how much of a danger they pose to other humans and westernRamen: The Deadly Menace


Back to SchoolThere are few places on Earth that bring forth the phrase Human Hive as strongly as a High School. It's a kind of glorious, intricate orchestration, a self-sustaining and self-important mini civilization, the kind that makes one truly question the rarity of the eusocial mammal. My mission that day, if I chose to accept it, was to go back to school, to explore the annals of this place like a roving journalist, to learn truly how quickly it can take to become an Outsider to this civilization, one which I not long before had called home.Back to School
With this unbridled optimism in mind, I set off to Rosev


Terror at the XcelYou look around. You're stuck in a cold, dark, dank cement complex. You are alone, accompanied only by a small, haggard group of desperate souls you barely recognize. In front of you stands a steel grating, the only thing that separates you from a slavering horde of hideous, misshapen, gluttonous ghouls. These creatures, these horrible zombies have only one desire: Hooockeeeyyy... and also Braaaiiinss. You grip your ticket scanner in a cold sweat. Soon the gate will raise and the monsters, clad in tuques and Wild jerseys, will descend upon you like the waves of a stoTerror at the Xcel
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Aaaanyhow, I like your gallery-- although i already knew you could draw real good (and i can grammer good too!). Nice stuff!! I fell in love with a couple pics that i'll have to fav here in a sec. Yep. Enough from me now. </annoying comment>
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